Understand Woman!

by Peter James

How many times have you talked to a woman and wondered if
she is interested in you? I talk to a lot of women every
day, I wonder about this day in and day out. How do I know
if a woman is interested in me? I don't want to end up
looking like a fool if I ask her out and she turns me down.
Here is a little story. Most people wouldn't tell you
something like this, but what the hell. Maybe you will get a
good chuckle out of it. I decided that I wanted to out for a
few drinks. It was one of those weeks where all I did was
work. I needed to unwind a little. I wasn't on the prowl for
some putty cat, but if it came my way I wasn't going to turn
it down.


I go up to the counter and I order a beer. I drank about
half of it and watched whatever was playing on the
television. All of a sudden a group of about five hot babes
came down and sat next to me. I couldn't believe it. They
all were wearing hot little outfits that made their bodies
scream at me.

I drank a few more beers and I got relaxed. I thought I
would say a few words with them. Hell, there is five of
them, one of them has to be a prospect. I started off by
doing some simple magic tricks. You know, like the one where
you 'find' a quarter behind their ear.

After a few more drinks we were all laughing and having a
good time. We went to the dance floor and they were all
rubbing up against me. I'm not much of a dancer, but when I
get a few beers in me I think I am. We went back and had a
few more drinks.

By this time all of us where pretty hammered. I was feeling
like super man and didn't have a care in the world. I asked
one of the hot babes if they wanted to go out with me. She
looked like she just seen a dead animal on the side of the
highway. Then out of no where, all the girls started
laughing at me. I felt about an inch tall. I asked them why
they were laughing.... Out of no where the girl I asked out
said she thought I was a geek.

I tried to make up some jokes to lighten the situation, but
I could see that I was going no where fast. Everyone in the
bar was laughing at me, not with me. I mean EVERYONE was
laughing. What a flop.

Here are some tips that you can use to know if she is
interested. Hopefully, you won't get embarrassed like I did.

If you are talking to a woman and she constantly touches
you, chances are she wants more than just a conversation.
This doesn't mean that you are going to score. It might mean
that you have the potential to get laid, but I wouldn't
count on it.

If she hangs around you all the time it might mean she is
interested. If her girl friends go to the dance floor and
she sticks near you to talk to you, that is a good sign.

If after a night out she invites you in for coffee. She
might just be a polite gal, chances are she is inviting you
in for some hot action. Take her up on the offer if she
doesn't look like road kill.

She talks about sex. Sometimes a woman will talk about a bad
lover or that she hasn't been touched in a while. This means
that she is definitely interested in you.

She makes sexual comments to you. She doesn't tell you how
nice your pants are, but instead tells you how well they fit
your ass. Reel her in, you are about to bang her.

She offers you some gum. If she offers you some gum while
you are at the bar while she puts some in her mouth, chances
are she is getting ready to do some kissing.

If she offers you some of her food. This means that she
doesn't have any problems showing her different sides to
you.

If she is watching your lips. Most people look someone in
the eyes when they are being talked to. If she is looking at
your lips, it means she wants you bad. If of course you are
in a loud place, she might just be reading your lips because
she can't hear you very well.

Here you go my friend. Now you won't be making the same
mistake I made. You can use these tips to get that new hunt
in the bag in no time. People will call you the stud of the
hour after you practice these moves for a little bit.

Of course, depending on the situation, these signs might
mean nothing. If she for example is offering you some of her
food, she might hate it and feel bad for wasting it. Nothing
is perfect and with women, you will never know what they are
thinking. You could be a code breaker for the government and
a woman would throw you off every time. That is the beauty
of the hunt. It is the challenge of the hunt. It is what
makes it all worthwhile.